Wednesday, May 9, 2012

little black submarines

9am arrive at bus stop. board the bus. Girl squeezes in booth with dufflebag. Ignores the rest of us.  10am silver haired hippie woman eats chocolate bar. Gross. Watch movies. Duffle bag girl gets off at first stop. thank god. Silver haired woman never says a word. She eats a cheeseburger. Pass through Holland tunnels. Silver haired woman snaps a photo of us. Says we’re her travel buddies. Wtf? arrive at bus stop. get off bus. Hail a taxi. Delete $20 from wallet.
Chelsea. Check into our shoebox. Switch spots in shoebox. Share a bathroom. Hail a taxi. Delete $20 from wallet.
Whitehall burgers. Pittsburgh friends. Reggae. Karaoke. New new York friends. Whiskey. Good laughs. Hail a taxi. Delete $$$ from wallet.
4am Pass the fuck out. 9am Rise and shine. Switch places in shoebox. Share a bathroom. Walk. West side highway. Falafel on a park bench. Electrolytes.  Walk. Broadway lights. Naked cowboy. Hail a taxi. Delete $20 from wallet.
Soho. Walk. Smell the rich scent of swanksters pouring from the store fronts. Walk. Chelsea. Freshen up. Cry about what to wear a little. Walk. Greenwich Avenue. $3 drinks. Sold. Hail a taxi. Delete $20 from wallet.
7pm Meet Pittsburgh friends. Eat drink be merry. Check account balance. Buy a round of shots. Buy a round of drinks. Pose with David beckham’s crotch. Dirty martini. Do more shots. Pay bar tab. Check wallet for tickets. Give door man our tickets. Go up to the third floor. Give new man our tickets. Go down to the basement. Give woman our tickets. Go up one floor. Give new woman our tickets she gives us wristbands. Finally. escorts us to the floor as lights turn down and music starts up. Make our way to the front. Dance and sing. Smoke weed with an Asian stranger. Dance with a ginger Even stranger. Encore. Music is in my body. Smile inside and out. Best show ever. Meet Pittsburgh friends. Hail a taxi.
Go to the bar. Detroit rock city. High as fuck. Dudes in bathroom are doing coke. I drink Water. Hail a taxi. Home Sweet home. Drink drinks. Get drunk. Hail a taxi. the EO. Chicken noodle soup. Whiskey. Don’t remember Much. Know it was fun. 4am Hail a taxi. How much $$ did I delete from my wallet?
?am pass out hard. 11am wake up call. check pulse. extend Check Out time. Walk slowly. Greenwich Avenue coffee intravenous. French bistro. Need food now. Moldy pita. Shoot. Free appetizer. Shucks. Burgers and fries all around. Food coma. Walk slower. Pick up suitcase in Chelsea. Hail a cab. $$ is gone.
Arrive at bus stop to make a discovery. Bus stop has been moved to 41st. Walk 10 blocks carrying suitcase. Feet fall off.  Board the bus. Double decker extra seats. Pittsburgh friends. Laugh. Laugh about laughing. Laugh about whiskey. Smile. 12am arrive at bus stop. Pittsburgh. Home. Sleep for days.
Great success.